3.2 – Far Away

Again?!?! Really! Must we see the carnage that was the end of Season 2 AGAIN @tcwnyc @susanmillernyc???

It’s okay Aster, this whole scene still makes me feel a little queasy too.

Well at least they didn’t include the final scene with the tears. Thank heaven for small mercies.

Oooh chocolate. Always a good call Aunt Jodie. Hang on. Can Aunt Jodie cook?

Yes! The Goonies t-shirt makes a comeback! Woo hoo! @HipFlor you have succeeded!

“Sweetie you are so far away from fine.” Ah…is that the “far away” of the title. Yeah, if Viv ain’t eating chocolate something’s wrong.

Yes please let this be some horrible alternate universe where Vivian and Aster are all happy again. Like Bobby in Dallas. Viv wake up!!!

Arch is gone? What do you mean Arch is “gone” Vivian?!?! Where’s he gone? Actually…knowing @joshuajholland he’s probably on tour!

Finally Vivian accepts she was kissing the wrong person! Now go find your girlf and start kissing the RIGHT person!

Is QR a legitimate word @susanmillernyc? Wonder who’d win a game between Susan, Gabe, and Vivian…

Now I know that’s not an East Coast beach…where in the world are we?

Uh oh. Who’s the new “hot girl?” Aster does not need to be around any hot girls!

I spy another cameo!!! Web-a-thon winner and subject of the @ABMFans Fan Focus @GUpBass!

Ah okay. LA. Makes sense. I don’t like it. Sorry Los Angelinos, NYer at heart here.

Hmm, I think you need a few more Dr Glass sessions Aster because I still think you’re afraid of big emotions. Your BIG reactions scare me.

Whoa! Hold the phone Hot Girl, Aster may be the love of your life but you’re not the love of hers. She’s taken!

Well at least Hot Girl’s perceptive. Architecture. Very nice.

“You don’t know where you’re going, and you can’t wait to get there.” Favourite line of episode 2. Damn it.

Um yeah Aster you need to be more careful than camping out on the beach.

So Hot Girl just likes to pick up strangers on bridges? And she’s not backwards in coming forwards either!

Hmm Aster don’t get used to anything, you’ve got a city, AND a girl, to go back to.

Denial Sophie! Denial! Thank you Elisabeth! Sophie is definitely part of the equation! You helped break them!!!

Oh Sterns, give it up. You’re not the artist Arch was and Vivian likes girls. You poor boy.

I want there to be a Prom episode! That’d be awesome!!!

“That’s a lot of pressure for a turtle.” Okay, second favourite line of episode 2. Let’s hope it’s of the Tennage Mutant Hero kind.

Right, so when Vivian’s ravenously hungry it’s a sign something’s wrong. So why is she not eating?

Neither of them regret the kiss. They don’t know what to do with that. They like being with each other. Oh man! Sophian fans rejoice. Boo!

I bet if they put more cheese on that pizza @HipFlor could eat it by herself. I’m sure that was a tough scene for her to film!

Oh Aster if it’s that easy I’m pretty sure Viv can take you to a Starbucks. There’s one on every other corner!

Aster if you keep banging away like that you’re gonna hurt yourself.

And there we go. Bet that’s the first time Aster’s picked up a hammer.

Hey Hot Girl keep your lips to yourself! Why do people have issues with keeping their lips to themselves on this show?!?!

“Don’t be sweet to me.” Oh Aster. You’re so broken.

ARGHHHHH! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! I can’t watch it anymore!!! My Vivster loving heart just got hit by that hammer!

Again, Aster. If you keep banging away like that you’re gonna hurt yourself.

Those damn credits. Marissa Skell. That must be Hot Girl. And she’s got a twitter! @MarissaSkell